The Cannon King — Telescopic RealFeel Launcher

This beast doesn’t just go in — it conquers. Built like a weapon, programmed to thrust, and heated to ruin your expectations forever.

🔥 7 shock modes
🔥 Telescopic peristalsis — yes, it moves
🔥 360° swing with 42°C heating
🔥 10m remote range — pass the power
🔥 Sculpted in hyperreal detail for the ultimate fantasy
🔥 Use it on you, or strap in and dominate from a distance

Mic drop? This one brings a remote.

Packing list:
– 1 💣 Cannon King
– 1 🔌 Remote (don’t lose it)
– 1 💌 Manual (useless, trust your instincts)